Labels of Love Index

So. Boulevard Records - you are joking, right ? I suppose in a way we are, I mean, you didn't honestly think we were going around collecting these albums for the music did you ? Perhaps for the sexy, semi-naked girls on the majority of the sleeves, maybe.. Anyway, let's try and chart a little of the background of this British cheapo label before we go any further..

What! You've been diggin' for information again?! Yes, and as with our search for treasured information regarding the Contour label, we've drawn another astounding blank. The Internet was a total loss, plus we know for a fact that the address on the back of the albums is a definite non-starter. In fact, the only thing we're sure of at this moment in time is that the label was releasing albums between 1971 and 1973 and, by jumping to conclusions by looking at the catalogue numbers, we reckon on their being somewhere between 100 and 200 Boulevard releases. So, seeing how you'll should never pay more than 50 new pence for any one single album at your local flea-market, we reckon you can catalogue the entire label for the price of six new CD's. But why!!

Ooof! Harsh! But, probably fair..Yes, it probably is. From what we can piece together about the Boulevard label, we believe that the budget label was a showcase for the New Town Sound publishing house that released albums slung together by a range of session musicians (rumours persist that these session men included a number of fine upstanding musicians, including Ray 'Mungo Jerry' Dorsey). Boulevard is also responsible for the 'World Top Ten' range that challenged the Top Of The Pops range for supremacy of the chart-hits-cover-version-albums market. Most of the albums are full of cover-versions, but the occasional bit of in-licensing was allowed; one such album worth tracking down is the re-release of the "Hair" album by Alan Hawkshaw masquerading as The Graham Walker Sound, originally released on Saga Records. Most of the albums are pressed on low-grade or recycled vinyl and usually feature 70's style picture covers that can be described as, well, 'saucy'! There are far more risqué sleeves out there than the ones pictured below! 

Wicked! Those saucy sleeves sound interesting! They are a total scream and make excellent flyers for club nights etc, but the music on most of the albums makes collecting Boulevard albums heavy going. Most of the music is totally pants and not really of interest to your average collector of any music genre. Come on, let's put it to the test and see what you think.

Put it to the test? It's the only way to settle it really. Us versus them. Below we'll reproduce the original sleeve notes from each album and compare what the label boasts with what we think the music actually sounds like. Believe you me, there will be a difference..!

 

 

"Silver Saxophones" (Boulevard, 4034) 1971

Boulevard Boasts

Vulture Verdict

Sax music is back with a bang. Today saxophone are part of today's "in" sounds and are no longer restricted to the confines of jazz and big band music. Throaty, bluesy and course or soft and sweet and melodic, it's all here as our silver saxes demonstrate their flexibility in a rich variety of styles and tempos.

The album opens with the cheesiest cover of "Sloop John B" we've ever heard, then "Greensleeves"! Ooof ! The organ on the album came straight outta Blackpool Ballroom, it sounds sooo cheesy.

Sax music with a "phut" rather than a bang...

"Blues N' Bras" (Boulevard, 4065) 1971

Boulevard Boasts

Vulture Verdict

Superb brass arrangements PLUS hard driving blues EQUALS an exciting album you just have to listen to.

Oh God, that same cheesy organ from the sax album accompanies the parping brass!

Can a white man sing the blues? Certainly the guy on this album can't...

Excitement levels were only increased by staring at the picture on the sleeve!

"Discotheque Volume 1" (Boulevard, 4079) 1972

Boulevard Boasts

Vulture Verdict

If you are looking for an album for your party, this is the one for you! Roll back the carpet, or just sit with your feet up. Either way you will enjoy this swinging disc, and you will find yourself playing it again and again! No disc library should be without it.

Most of this album sounds like the Everly Brothers recorded in a toilet. Just exactly when did this music 'swing' in the 70's?? There's one half-decent track on the album called "Ah Soul", so at least someone had a sense of humour. Also included is "Man, This Is Reggae" that features on another Boulevard album not a million miles away from here.

Looking closely at the girl in the background, you can see her 70's pants! Full back panel of course!

"Man It's Reggae" (Boulevard, 4100) 1973

Boulevard Boasts

Vulture Verdict

Reggae has, over the past couple of years, become very much a force to be reckoned with in the world of pop music. We are pleased to bring you this collection for your enjoyment. Played on this disc by Dave Smith & the Pylots, we know these tracks will make any party go with a real swing, so let in the sunshine!

They've nicked this cover picture from another album for a starter!

Half of the tracks sound almost identical, The Pylots are not exactly the most versatile reggae group you've ever heard. The vocal tracks are really cringeworthy, the instrumentals are just about palatable.

Do not confuse this 'reggae' album with anything released by Trojan Records.

"Soft Rock" (Boulevard, 4111) 1973

Boulevard Boasts

Vulture Verdict

One musical instrument must have outstripped all others over the last few years-the guitar ! The instrument had a surge of popularity at the time that The Beatles hit the scene, and it hasn't really eased back since ! We are pleased to bring you this addition to the Boulevard catalogue, featuring the sound of guitars, playing swinging numbers, a great record for either listening or dancing, if you remember The Ventures, this will bring the memories flooding back !

"Soft Cock" would be a better title. The limpest rock album you've ever had the misfortune of hearing.

Was 50's rock 'n' roll really, really this bad ? I think not...I hope not !

"Hard Rock" (Boulevard, 4118) 1973

Boulevard Boasts

Vulture Verdict

The album contained withing this sleeve is a HARD ROCK album, performed by the band Equinox, who are new to the recording field, this being their first album. The group is a four piece of Mick Shedd (vocals, guitar), Sid Oldfield (bass), Jon Stoppard (organ) and Terry Waldon (drums).

My God, this is awful ! The one-and-only album from Equinox I would suspect...It's as bad as the "Soft Rock" album...if not worse !

Wonder who the session players were....or are the names real. And why is there a burd on the front cover, coz she ain't in the band if the players names are correct ?!

STOP PRESS !! Jon Stoppard has kindly provided Vinyl Vulture with an interview, reminising on his experiences as the organ-player with The Equinox and the recording session with Boulevard. Follow the link above to find out all the sordid details !

"Children's Favourite TV Themes" (Boulevard, 4153) 1974

Boulevard Boasts

Vulture Verdict

Hearing the music regularily, children soon become attached to it and it is for them that this album has been compiled, since it enables them to play their favourite pieces as often at they like.

The theme from the "Magic Roundabout" is played by a solo recorder ?! Ooof ! "Rupert The Bear" is sung out of key - terrible ! Mad take on the "Dr Who" theme as well... this is probably the only track on this album I'd play again, but certainly not to anyone's children !

"Top Soul Hits" (Boulevard, 4163) 1974

Boulevard Boasts

Vulture Verdict

Here is a super soul album for all you brothers and sisters of soul. All the great songs are here, performed by The Baltimores, including the exciting "River Deep Mountain High", "Shaft" and the more gentle soul sound of "Killing Me Softly With His Song" and "Feel The Need In Me". Have yourself a soul party!

This is one soul party I would never, ever gatecrash ! The group sound like they were stood in a toilet recording the vocals - awful !

The only 'need' we felt was to make an plantpot out of the vinyl !

 

 

So, there you have it.. there are definitely some highlights on the Boulevard label, but proceed with caution! I bet there are dozens of half-decent records (and, dare I say it, perhaps even the one or two excellent releases!) out there that we're yet to track down on the label and so, should you have any of them, we'd love to feature them on our page! Please send us an email and we'll include your record! Saying that, we see at least six 'new-to-us' Boulevard albums each time we go crate-diggin' and we wouldn't buy any of them..

Thanks to everyone who took time out to listen to the above albums, voluntarily or otherwise. Let no-one say we do not suffer for our art!